When the first retard was born, many people were delighted to have someone they could make fun of and make them feel better about themselves. BTW, that retard was Eve.

Little did V know that when he slapped G with a weeks vacation, that Gossip Girl had information to blow the shit wide open. G has revealed thru many of our sources that DQ and B were the only people infracting him this year. The mods say his latest signature was “stupid”, but then again isn’t Big Brother “stupid”.

GB has found the perfect vacuum cleaner for tonight all night session with his Malaysian blow up midget. I wonder if Rima is related?

until next time, you know you love me,

XOXO

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