Things that are stupid

When the first retard was born, many people were delighted to have someone they could make fun of and make them feel better about themselves. BTW, that retard was Eve.

Little did V know that when he slapped G with a weeks vacation, that Gossip Girl had information to blow the shit wide open. G has revealed thru many of our sources that DQ and B were the only people infracting him this year. The mods say his latest signature was “stupid”, but then again isn’t Big Brother “stupid”.

GB has found the perfect vacuum cleaner for tonight all night session with his Malaysian blow up midget. I wonder if Rima is related?

until next time, you know you love me,

XOXO

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Offensive signatures

We have received information that G has been “evicted” for having an offensive signature. If you were to log onto BBBA now you will find that the signature in question has been deleted.

But guess what bitches, GG knows what it is:

“BBBA’s … Dramaqueen, has heard news that next week’s show will be a “changed format” and that the “It’s Time To Go” announcement will be back. BBBA’s most unreliable source is…”

If you found the following offensive, I recommend you jump off a cliff. Don’t worry, when G returns shit is going down. Because not everyone knows Brainless is DoubleThink. Oops, did I just say that.

you know you love me, XOXO.

gossipgirl

Welcome to BBBA’s Upper East side!

Welcome to the Upper East Side of BBBA. It’s my playground to all my friends. They have power and parasites. Meet the former ‘it’girl. The ex-best friend. The boy who wants her and the boy who can’t have her.

And who am I?

That’s one secret I will never tell.

You know you love me.

XOXO

Gossip Girl